All right y'all welcome to barely famous we're covering prison brides today and I did

force Eliza Eliza to watch this with me. Eliza. I did force Eliza to watch

this with me and you can find these episodes Wednesday nights on Lifetime.

What did you think of the show?

Let's talk about it because I have so many pages of notes it's not even funny.

Well, it was part of this show.

All of them.

The entire, the entire show.

So, okay, let's start with the previews where, did you catch where it said that one of them was in prison for murder? You did?

Yeah. Would you date someone that murdered somebody? No. You wouldn't. What if like, what if the circumstances were like, what if it was like manslaughter?

No, you still got convicted for murder?

Okay. We think you would be scared that they were going to come after you.

Are you ever scared that I'm going to come after you?

No.

No.

Okay, so first we have Sveya, she's 29 and she's from Germany.

First of all, she's so fucking pretty that I was like,

who is she talking to in prison that is like,

she's already too, like she's a midwife she's gorgeous she's young

And she's coming from Germany, so I was like what the fuck like why do you want an American inmate like what what could someone possibly have to offer you? So

Joseph is serving 10 years in prison for armed robbery and I just want to know like

what was so important that he like what did he rob like a bank or like a house? He probably robbed the person.

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