Hello and welcome to a very special bonus episode of Blurry Photos.

I'm David Flora and in this episode I will be announcing the winner of the 2022

Miscripted Contest as well as the winners of our prize packs.

Thank every one of you who participated in this year's contest by voting,

listening, commenting, and just being there. It was a fun trip down memory lane and thank you

for 10 years of miscripted fun. I hope you guys enjoyed these contests and, you know, maybe learn

a little something along the way. It's been a privilege to host them for you. Thank you again.

So, without any more him and in Holland, it's time to find out who our ultimate champion is.

Out of 88 total cryptids to disgrace the stage, only 9 could be named winner.

This year, those 9 winners went head to head and from them,

1 has emerged to take the crown of the ultimate miscripted and it was all decided by you,

the voting audience. Our finalists this year having defeated at least three contestants

thus far in their careers were the Bat Squadch, Jeff the Talking Mongos, and Hoover the Talking Seal.

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2022 miscripted contest of champions and our ultimate

cryptid is, Jeff the Talking Mongos, congratulations, Jeff. Ladies and gentlemen,

we have Jeff here to accept the award. Jeff, welcome and congratulations.

All right, thank you. Thank you very much, everyone. Gentleman less birds more.

You know, I'd like to say it's been easy, but it hasn't. It's very challenging for

Mongos such as myself gifted with speech and diction to make his way in the world. I've had many

challenges set before me. I've had many rude people. What I've had to scratch and bite.

And you know, it's not all just poisonous vipers for me to easily dispatch with my lightning reflexes.

And I'd like to thank the support and love of each and every one of you that have gotten me here.

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