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🗓️ 1 April 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:00.0 | Fool. |
0:03.0 | Here you go. |
0:04.0 | It's a nothing personal word of the day. |
0:19.0 | It's April 1st, 2025. |
0:23.1 | It's April Fool Day, because we've got a candidate for the full of the year. |
0:32.9 | I could nominate the entire Braves offense after their zero and five start. |
0:39.0 | Not exactly the perfect way to start a season. |
0:41.6 | No time to panic yet. |
0:44.0 | Their offense looks anemic. |
0:46.3 | And now they'll be without their leadoff hitter. |
0:49.6 | Their free agent signing of last off season, this off season, $42 million over three years to Jurekson ProFar. |
1:00.0 | And here we are, not even in April, when word comes out that a major part of a major team has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and banned substances, |
1:15.9 | violating the rules. And we know what that means 80 games. When you are a first offender, |
1:25.1 | you get suspended for half the season immediately. |
1:31.0 | Here's how it works. |
1:33.1 | Jerks and pro far is in the offseason. |
1:37.1 | Negotiating, trying to figure out where he's going to play. |
1:40.7 | May or may not decide to do something nefarious. |
1:43.3 | May or may not know exactly what he's doing. |
1:45.5 | I'll get to that in a minute. |
1:47.5 | I'm going to be calm here on April Fool's Day, on April Fool Day. |
1:51.7 | I'm going to try to give Juergson Profar the benefit of the doubt for the first minute, |
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