Breaking Your Penis, Instagram Models, Tabouli-gate, Sex Dreams, and Dating App Profiles ft. Ross Asdourian

We Met At Acme

Dear Media, Lindsey Metselaar

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Self-improvement

4.2 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

We Met At Acme Episode 49 features Ross Asdourian, author of Broken Bananah. In this episode, we discuss how Ross broke his penis, walking the line between emasculating and contributing your fair share, Instagram models, tabouli-gate, love for your family vs love for your partner; dating app profiles, sex dreams, circumcision, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Following podcast is a deer media production. Hey guys, welcome back to We Met It
0:04.2	Acme. I'm so excited to be here with Ross, the writer of Broken Banana.
0:09.3	That's me. Hello. I'm excited to be here too. Hey Ross, so tell us about yourself. How old are you
0:16.0	and where are you from? I'm 32. I was born in Miami, grew up in Florida all over and lived in
0:23.5	Seattle before I came to New York. Nice. And when is your birthday? December 11th. Wow, I wish
0:30.8	you had asked me to guess because I might have guessed Sagittarius. Really? Why? Well, we talk about
0:36.8	Zodiac signs a lot on this podcast. Sag, they speak with like an air of like confidence and like
0:45.3	a bit on the louder side actually because you're a fire sign. Ah, yeah. I was just projecting because
0:50.8	I felt like I needed to really show a presence over this. You do. We had another guest, my friend
0:56.9	Alec Alphas who is also a sage and he is a good guy and he had a similar vibe. So keep it up.
1:06.8	So what's your current relationship status? Wow. I am I guess technically non-committed.
1:16.0	Okay, that seems a bit shady. I know. I was like, oh, I don't. Yeah. Because I it's weird for someone
1:20.5	to immediately jump in and ask about. I guess that's the theme of this. It's the theme and if you
1:24.4	have listened to an episode, which I did, but I always skip the first 10 minutes. There you go. Yeah,
1:29.8	I just, you know, it's usually like that. They're always like, well, please sponsor me and I'm like,
1:33.7	oh, I've heard this before. So what does that mean? It means that I'm single. I'm single. You're
1:45.0	single. You're seeing someone but haven't made a commitment with them. No, I wouldn't even say it
1:49.2	like that. I would say that like there are a couple people that I would be interested in.
1:55.2	So I'm not really like actively going out and doing the dating apps and stuff like that. I see.
2:00.0	I'm germinating. Is that a status? I think it is a status. Yeah, I'm germinating. Definitely a status.
2:06.1	So you wrote this book called Broken Banana. Yes, confirmed. Is it safe to say it's about your penis?
2:14.8	You know, it is safe to say that a penis is part of the story. Yes, but like most men,
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