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From Hollywood, California, by way of the Broken Skull Ranch, this is the Steve Austin show.

Give me a hell yeah!

Hell yeah!

Yeah! Now, here's Steve Austin.

All right, everybody else get my good friend Brian Nogg.

Brian, welcome to the show.

Hey, thank you for having me, Steve.

It's good to be talking to you.

He said, I was sitting there to my listeners out there.

I was sitting there doing a sound check with Brian.

As you guys know, I'm at the Broken Skull Ranch.

I'm in the middle of nowhere.

And I record these conversations on Skype and so me and Brian were getting some levels and seeing how quality of sound was and I asked you what kind of phone he had and you said you had a Galaxy notebook.

Yes, it's a Galaxy notebook and I don't know how I really use it.

But you said you liked it so much.

Yeah, I could see it, you know, I mean it's has a big screen so I can actually,

you know, I'm getting over these days.

I can actually see the thing that I don't have to split to look at front of them, you know, read.

Well, why does he go down to the doctor and get you some fucking glasses?

Because, you know, I just figure, hey, you know, I don't look good with classes so I don't want to go that far yet.

I'm you know I'm pushing that off and I'll come in another 10 years.

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