This is a Headgum podcast.

Lights are going up, snow is falling down, there's a feeling of goodwill around town,

it could only mean one thing, McRib is here People throwing parties

ugly sweaters everywhere

Stockings hung up by the chimney with care

It could only mean one thing

McRibb is here

At Participating McDonald's for a limited time

The at Participating McDonald's for a limited time.

I don't, I think, yeah, it's all hard.

I hate that you have to try, you have to, like, figure it. You get problems. You're like, oh, my knee randomly hurts. You have to figure out what, why? You figure out what to do about it and try different things. And sometimes it doesn't work. And sometimes it does. Sometimes it works once. It doesn't work again. What the fuck? Like, why can't we just be?

Yeah.

I don't like that.

No, because I know what the answer is.

And you have the answer?

Yes.

But I forgot about it for a while.

You know, I used to have perioral dermatitis and when it would get really bad yeah i'm kidding i know

that you did why is she like this you need to know um it's my way of flirting with you because you

look so cute you're wearing a sweet little hat. You don't like it.

You don't like it. I'm sorry.

I love you.

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