What's going on here, Johnny? I'm trying to start the show. This is what happens when we take Monday off from temple. Yeah, that's what happens. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents.

Broke in simulation. Sorry, Johnny Woodard. And anyways, get to it. Johnny, how are you? Good, man. I'm good. It was a weird week because I would you say every day, every Monday, Wednesday, for maybe this whole year, we've done a 10 foil. And then we kind of got thrown off Monday, because I don't know what I guess failed or something.

Some do from Australia just canceled on us last second. And he was live stream. He's like, he goes to mark, watch my live stream. You'll see I'm not doing well. I'm like, but you're live streaming. Yeah, what did you, what do you got? Quick strike aids? Is that what you got? Quick strike aids? You got this, that's been around disease. Yeah, you got that around 30 minute, like a disease that just hits you in 30 minutes. Come on, man. You knew you were going to not make it. We could have gotten somebody in.

Man, that's an atrocity right there. Yeah. And then it threw off our whole, it's weird. It's been the whole week has felt weird. We're dug up on Wednesday. We're doubling up. We're doing two shows, two weirdo shows. Oh, goons. Yeah, they're two fun, weird shows. I love the fun, weird shows. Yeah, I do too. People got a little mad because we had what they felt was like more corporate episodes, which I don't understand. It's not on purpose. It's not, dude, just we're hanging a bang.

Damn. Well, on the day we record this, Johnny will put this out. It will be Sunday night. We try to get a set day. And then Johnny does fuzzy math and then doesn't put out till two days later.

Well, what we found is that Fridays and Saturdays are just ships. Nobody's watching YouTube. They do them blow and hump it. But Monday, Sunday night, Monday morning, our numbers are all like this past. It was just the, it's probably going to be in the biggest one ever.

Be always anything. It's because we talk about a chick who bowed out to be seen a werewolf. It could be now. The one up to this point, the, the one that was the biggest one is the Rogan episode. And then we had the other biggest one was like last week, I think. Really? Yeah. And then now I think people are finding the BS. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. The BS. Yeah. All right. People are finding it. We're out here. We're hanging. We're banging. Okay. I'm hanging and banging. I'm hanging and banging. That's all we're doing out there. We got some guests.

We got some guests. We're going to have guests calling. Hopefully we have the Christians are calling in. We're going to ask the Christian sisters. First, we're going to ask them is, was the politically correct term for housekeepers? Okay.

Well, she what she said something in the message where she was talking about coming on here. She said what that that was. Hold on. What is the politically correct version? What does she call herself?

She said, hey, the blonde janitors from Dallas is what she said. She wants to say the blonde janitors. Okay. Respect on that. So we got blonde janitors coming on. Tell us are the Christians offended by our dirty talk.

I got to figure out what place these girls are janitors. That goes damn. I mean, I don't remember any janitors. Yeah. They're, they're pretty hot. Yeah. And they, and they came to my show. I'm like, let's grab some sushi.

And then I realized they're a Christian. So no action was happening. I think they're like married and stuff. Yeah, they just got married. That's a drag. Yeah. Well, you know what?

It's good. It's good for them. It's good for them. I'm happy for them. But I'm always taking my shots, Johnny. Oh, they say that about you. Yeah, you miss a hundred percent of the shots. You don't take it.

Is that what they said? Sam misses a hundred percent of the shots. He takes. He doesn't take. No, that's a Jordan thing. He said. I think it's a miss.

Yeah. Well, I mean, like they're great. We talked and it was fun. And, you know, they're Christians. So it was great. But we're going to find out the Christians can handle.

Well, you're a Christian now too. I am a Christian. Johnny by my mystic Christian. I'm more of the Jedi Christian. Okay. I'm trying to work on manipulating energy through the Lord. Okay. Interesting.

I think Jesus was a Jedi. What's your problem with that? No, I don't have. I'm just kind of taking it on board here.

I just really do think that there was like some serious, like anti-branding going on with the big JC, bro.

Anti-branding. What's that? Yeah, they were just trying to make him look like stupid. Like it wasn't fun. He's like the smartest guy in the Bible.

Well, I mean, it's just like they're like, oh, Jesus could change this. He could do that. And then he died. Wait, you think he had better miracles? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I like that.

I think he was Luke Skywalker or the Bible. That's my opinion. What do you think he could do? Like moves things with his mind? For sure. Yeah, for sure. Broke that walking on water. Things pretty dope. You got to say.

I think they had superpowers that because they've destroyed our our knowledge of history. We don't have their knowledge anymore. Okay. All right. And I just want to say if you're Muslim, you could enjoy BS too.

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