Broken Sim #74: "Sam Gets a Brazilian" + Doppelgänger Murder + AI
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2023
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of Congress, chickenwing theft, and a lookalike murder.
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| 0:00.0 | Let me put on my glasses. Take off my glasses. Welcome to Brock Johnny. Well, what is it? |
| 0:20.6 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation and Story. |
| 0:38.3 | So I'm Johnny Woodard. Hi guys. Sorry to take a week off. Johnny had to go back and do whatever |
| 0:45.1 | weird stuff. That's not what happened. What happened? Sam was sick last week. Yeah, I was. Okay, fine. Johnny, |
| 0:50.0 | throw me under the bus. I'm all you're fighting the good fight. Okay. Try to give my immune system up |
| 0:58.4 | and just I have kids and they give me AIDS constantly. Okay. Anything they can have. To be fair, |
| 1:03.3 | if we had done a podcast last week, you wouldn't want to hear it. Sam's voice was very good. I was like |
| 1:08.0 | a chat pop. So I had a sore throat. I couldn't talk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I smoked and |
| 1:18.1 | I was talking through a hole in my throat. And then the infection went to my ear. So for like |
| 1:25.2 | three days, I had an ear infection. The worst. And all you're doing is trying to pop it. Yeah. |
| 1:32.3 | Johnny's like, you look like your tweaking. I'm like, I wish I was. I'd rather be tweaking than |
| 1:36.3 | have his ear infection. I'm sorry. So yeah, it's suck. So you know, I'm fine. The good fight. Okay. |
| 1:43.9 | These state diseases. These germs are out there. That early on show me. Oh, snaps. Okay. |
| 1:50.7 | I'm trying to play nice with YouTube. Deep dish. We met deep dish pizza. We love deep dish pizza. |
| 1:54.4 | Deep dish pizza. What's your favorite pizza slice? I prefer deep dish. We talked about you do. |
| 1:59.9 | I like it thick. Oh, really? See, I grew up that way, but I prefer more thin. Like really thin? |
| 2:06.0 | Not no, not the ones that are just like a, you know, like a tortilla or something, right? You like |
| 2:10.1 | Joe's. Yeah. Joe's good. Now, but I like a big dish, bro. I love Pudgy's pizza. |
| 2:14.9 | A Sicilian. I'd say just, yeah, not Sicilian. A regular pie, but thick like a Sicilian. |
| 2:21.2 | I like I like to bite in and be like about that. I'm a man style where it's like soup and a |
| 2:25.5 | breathable. I'll say something. We're going to lose a lot of listeners. Johnny, but you know, |
| 2:28.4 | I keep it real. I think Chicago pizza is overrated. I think their steak houses are amazing. |
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