Broken Simulation #48: "Can't Cancel the Canceled" with Ryan Long

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long.

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0:00.0	In a land not so far far away, the three bears were treating themselves.
0:08.0	Ah, we've put all that Goldilocks business behind us now we've got Skye Protect.
0:13.0	It's home insurance with Smart Tech included, so now we can keep an eye on home wherever we are.
0:18.0	And if anything happens, we're covered with de facto five star rated home insurance.
0:24.0	Live happily ever smarter, with Skye Protect.
0:30.0	Morning, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli.
0:42.0	Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Wooder.
0:49.0	Hey Johnny, how are you?
0:56.0	So just so you know, tensions are high in the studio.
1:05.0	Johnny showed up way late.
1:08.0	Yeah, we had traffic.
1:09.0	Yeah, you know what Johnny?
1:11.0	It was bad.
1:12.0	I was going to go nuts, but you know what?
1:14.0	You said the one thing I could trust, and that is that fucking driving is getting ridiculous
1:18.0	out here in Los Angeles.
1:20.0	Stupid people are, are littering our roadways.
1:25.0	Like the dumbest the dumb.
1:28.0	I was actually early every day this week, but tonight when you think the traffic would be easy.
1:33.0	Yeah, at seven o'clock in the night, at eight o'clock.
1:36.0	We recorded this on Thursday night.
1:38.0	Chill, take drive slow, enjoy your life.
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