Broken Simulation #64: "Just Keep Movin'"
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2022
⏱️ 165 minutes
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Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed.
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| 0:53.1 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents, Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard and the guy. |
| 1:22.8 | What's up, Johnny? How are you? We're back in the saddle, bro. Back in the saddle feels |
| 1:28.3 | like late night. Feels late night. Ramblers, bro. Late night. Ramblers had a weird day. |
| 1:34.8 | Had a weird day. How are you? I'm good, man. I'm okay. Why are you just okay? Bring that |
| 1:43.6 | energy, Johnny. That's always great to start podcast, Johnny. |
| 1:46.7 | Monday, I lost my, you know, we're supposed to work today. And I guess you had something |
| 1:51.0 | that you're probably going to talk about. So we didn't have 10 foil today. And it kind |
| 1:55.8 | of threw me off. I don't know. I got like weekend energy on a Monday. Yeah, I get that. |
| 2:00.1 | So what'd you do, chronically master, babe? A little bit of that. Yeah, a little bit of |
| 2:04.8 | I'm going to go see. I was supposed to go night, move it to tomorrow night. So we could |
| 2:10.1 | record clerks, clerks, the new clerks movie. I'm going to go see that now tomorrow night. |
| 2:16.0 | Johnny loves movies. Doesn't matter what it is. He, though, Johnny will go watch it, especially |
| 2:20.1 | gay romcom. So go watch that by yourself. Oh, my girlfriend. That's not a move. Now |
| 2:26.3 | who, who, who goes? Hey, let's see this movie. Well, no, we both like Billy on the street. |
| 2:32.4 | Yeah, we like about him. Difficult people. He's very funny. Have you watched him? I have |
| 2:37.6 | seen it. I like it. He's fun. I like it. And the movie got great reviews. I mean, by who? |
| 2:43.7 | critics. I'm gay men. No, no, all the critics like all the critics are like, this is great. |
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