really tiny one. This is great. Hi. Oh, yeah. Welcome to another episode of ROTOG. We have

Brian Kalman. ROTOG. Yeah. It's like we talk about like fucked up shit. Look, I'm all about it now.

No, you're you're like a professional entertainer, honestly. You're a professional

podcaster. Like you're vetted in the game. Yes. I've been doing this for a long time. You're

an actor. How many movies have you been in? Because we know that I don't know how many movies I've

done a lot of TV. A lot of TV. I've done something on some TV show. Whether it's CSI or

entourage or you know, whatever it might be, sex in the city. You're in sex in the city. Yeah.

What the fuck? I gave her a sex sprain because I was pop, pop, pop, I had sex like a jack

rabbit. That was the joke. Yeah, the short strokes. Yes, and I actually choreographed that

sex scene. Thank you very much, everybody. Was it, they were short strokes though, huh? Oh, no,

that was the short shorts. I wore for seven. No, no, the short strokes. Oh, yeah, the short strokes.

Yes, just like, well, that's how that was. And then they wanted me to wear literally like the

equivalent of a tiny piece, like a post it and a rubber band. And that was it. A post for like,

yeah, for my my situation. So that's the, that's the max. They're like, this is all you need.

We're all you need. We want to see your ass. And then Sarah Jessica Parker was like, that's not part

of the comedy. We don't need this. And I said, just, you know, I went to her and I said, I don't

care, but is this what you want? And so I just ended up wearing pants. What what have you had the

most fun doing content wise? So movies, TV shows, you know, a lot of times when you're doing like

the hangover, I knew all those guys way before. I knew Bradley Cooper and Zach Gallifinak is

all those guys way before they became famous. So you're hanging out with your friends. The problem

with acting, dude, that nobody talks about is that it ain't fun. You want to know the real truth?

Yes, I can relate to it. You know, I want to hear it. Yeah, let's hear it. I have a, I have a,

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