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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

BS 66: "Kung FUBAR" + Skankfest Recap + Ghosts

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Summary

What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.

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0:00.0

From the host house, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mohammed and Jose.

0:07.0

From the host house, whether in work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

0:12.0

It's packed full of meaty goodness.

0:15.0

From the host house, with Alan Partridge, there's a welcome there for straight and gay, and he and she and they.

0:22.0

From the host house, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

0:26.0

Listen now, subscription required, see audible.co.uk for turns.

0:56.0

We're back in the saddle again, back in the saddle.

1:00.0

Took a week off from mental health.

1:02.0

Yeah, I needed, I was burned out, bro.

1:04.0

I was burned out, probably a lot to do with skank fast, so I got burned out.

1:08.0

So here we are in the saddle, fighting for our lives, battling the simulation.

1:13.0

Okay, the apocalypse now, it's Anna's dog, and we're in it to win it, dude.

1:18.0

New LA hat, what's it, what's the deal with that?

1:20.0

This is from the ARMOs, bro.

1:22.0

Oh, is this the Armenian heritage, LA hat?

1:25.0

Well, my friends had dreamed doughnut truck, got me a hat, so I said, let's mix it up.

1:30.0

So yeah, it was great.

1:32.0

So I'm on cloud nine, thinking comedy's back, and I'm having a great time.

1:37.0

And then I go to a comedy club, and it's Saturday night, and I walk in, and Ian bags, doing his stuff,

1:45.0

and he's doing his, and then Adam Ray walk in, and Adam's doing his stuff, and I,

1:50.0

you know, those guys are the two funniest fucking dudes I know.

1:53.0

And then Tyler, then what's his name, fuck?

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