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🗓️ 4 September 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. Welcome to 90 day fiance Craig, Craig. Um, Kim and I'm Kyle. And when I was young, I saw a movie with Patrick Swayze. And now I got the moves. |
0:20.3 | Check out my mud dance. |
0:23.4 | There is just a 0% chance that Misha wants to have sex with this man. You're always fucking complaining. Okay, you're always fucking complaining. |
0:35.3 | You're always looking for a reason why my sexy mud dance isn't good. I can't make you happy, Kim. Jesus. |
0:42.6 | The Misha. I carried a cross down the street for five minutes after I paid a guy two euro. And I fucking couldn't do it by myself. But now I am, I'm Christ's like, and you still won't touch my penis. |
0:59.4 | I was really looking for like a doily to put on my head to mimic Misha in the opening scene when they were when he closed singing of a Maria, I thought it was razzven. |
1:13.8 | And I was so confused. |
1:17.0 | Well, the whole town, the whole town looked like the castle. I really thought that what did they drive back to the fucking castle? |
1:26.0 | It's mixed so says, but it was in Israel. Yeah, the Nicola and Misha stuff delivered so hard for me this week. I thought all of it was funny. The cross scene. |
1:40.0 | I was very crying laughing just because and not because like, I'm not mocking the religious ceremony of, you know, the stations of the cross. Like, I think it's cool. |
1:50.5 | Yeah, it's the fact that Nicola just kind of like took a cross from a random person. Misha was like, do we rent it? Misha had to take up the tail of the cross because you have to go |
2:02.3 | on his own. Do you have to go to a booth and like, do they accept Apple Pay? Like, how do we do this? Where do we drop it off? Do I look with a guy with a sign that says crosses dropped off here? |
2:13.8 | Now that you have now that you're like, Jesus, you know, here you go. Do I tip? Do I tip the guy? |
2:22.0 | Do I write? Do I write my initials on this cross? Is there like a logbook? |
2:27.6 | There is absolutely no way that that cross was built to scale. Like, I just, it looked like a very light weight cross. |
2:38.2 | It, my favorite part about it is that he didn't even carry it by himself. Misha's like helping him with like the |
2:45.1 | day of it. And I think they just, it seemed like they just walked down the street and like, ah, okay, boxed jets. Yeah. |
2:54.3 | I feel holy now. |
2:56.2 | I just, Misha's just asking Nicola to like rub her down at the dead scene. And he just didn't know what he was doing. |
3:08.7 | And then his proclamation that he knows he's a woman. Hey, hey, what the fuck? Okay. In 5th grade, I learned about |
3:16.6 | man and women in knowledge, so knowledge is power. Yeah. You fucking woman. |
3:23.0 | Questioning, questioning my sex skills. He had primary school sex ed. So therefore at age 50, |
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