This is my brain talking to me.

You're the only person I know can't skip rope.

And then I go, but it's really hard.

And my brain goes, people do, everyone, all everyone can do it.

People can't use chopsticks can skip rope.

Why can't you?

And so, like, it'll get to that point.

It'll get to the point where, like.

You just spiral.

Yeah, and things that I had no...

I couldn't possibly have had any control over.

My brain's going,

if it weren't for this pandemic you've started,

you'd have finally realized your potential by now.

But because you went and started this pandemic,

you stupid...

Now you have to do... you went and started this pandemic, you stupid.

Now you have to do podcasts over the phone.

I hope you're happy.

I like the ones where I escalate an imaginary situation in my head to the point where I'm trying to think about what I would say.

If someone at a fictional restaurant insulted my son.

I don't have a son.

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