Butts/The Audition (feat. John Legend and F. Michael Haynie)

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.5 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

A magnetic, musical manatee (John Legend) tries to convince the Story Pirates to form a marching band, but is he really who he says he is? Featuring two new stories: “Butts,” a song about, well, butts, sung by Broadway star F. Michael Haynie and written by Malachy, a 7 year old from Pennsylvania, and “The Audition,” a story about the trials and tribulations of putting on a brand new musical, written by a 10 year old from Massachusetts named Nora. Grownups, you can access the ad-free version of the show by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts.

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0:00.0	Hey Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here.
0:04.7	Today's episode is really special because we have not one, but two incredible special guests.
0:10.9	First of all, the legend himself, John Legend, is here in celebration of his brand new album for kids and families called My Favorite Dream.
0:21.8	We also have Broadway star F. Michael Haney here to sing a brand new song
0:28.1	that I promise you will not forget anytime soon.
0:33.3	All of that coming up after a few words for the grownups.
0:48.3	Story Pirates, rise and shine! It's time for a busy and productive day full of everyone's favorite activity. Chores!
0:55.1	Oh, my favorite activity.
0:58.2	Lee, respectfully, you said you weren't going to wake us up at 5.30 in the morning anymore.
1:03.2	And I didn't. I woke you up at 5.28 in the morning. But don't worry, chores can be fun,
1:10.1	especially when you spend the entire day doing them.
1:13.3	Gather around the chore wheel, everyone! Chore wheel! Chore wheel! Chore wheel!
1:19.2	Okay, here are everybody's chores for the day. Rachel, you're gonna swab the deck. On it.
1:27.0	Megan, you are going to braid Peter's beard. On it. Rachel, you're going to swab the deck. On it. Megan, you are going to braid Peter's beard. On it.
1:30.8	Peter, you're going to wax and polish the chore wheel.
1:33.7	Oh, chore wheel. Eric, you are going to compliment the chef.
1:37.8	On it. Nimini, you're going to tell all the vegetables in the vegetable garden that they're doing a great job.
1:43.2	On it. And that's it.
1:45.1	What about you, Lee?
1:46.2	What's your chore?
1:47.0	I'm going to walk around the boat, tying all the ropes into knots.
1:50.5	Because you know how I like to run a tight ship, literally.
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