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Welcome to the House of Rugby, Bootsy by Joe.

I'm joined by a very happy Sean O'Brien. How was your weekend?

Very good weekend, yeah.

I should have Arlene got to win, which was most important.

We didn't win in Leicester, London, Irish store.

So it was a mixed bag, really. But happy in the end, yeah.

Yeah. I was always by the way. You got your hair caught, I see.

Yeah.

I had to run around the houses with the half-hour window I had.

Obviously doing baby sitting duties and then trying to get up to Newcastle was tough.

But found the Turkish Barbers, took most of it off, more than I'd like.

And then burnt my ear drums as well.

You know, like to sort of burn the hair and everything.

You just kept whacking them with flames a bit too long and couldn't hear for half a day.

But the glories of getting a new hairdresser last minute, what can I say?

It didn't do you any fibres.

I thought you'd say that, Shawnee. But if I wanted hair advice, I probably wouldn't go to you.

But moving on, we've seen that you'd mean doing some interesting things on social media.

Yeah, Gemma's and I have a new campaign at Whiten and your circle gone at a minute.

Just for listeners, Shawnee here is in a wetsuit.

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