Can You Don't? | Cannibal. Carpet. Milk Truck. Psychopath.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Remember that time you had sex with an old friend, then your girlfriend, then your fiend's sister in the back of your girlfriend's car... all in about 20 hours? Let's talk about that, masturbating on an airplane between two strangers, your dad telling you to do some questionable stuff with your step-sister, throwing an alternator at another car wile going down the freeway, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Cannibal, carpet, milk-druck, psychopath. |
| 0:06.0 | How's thinking about this, Bry-Bry? |
| 0:23.0 | Hmm, how long do you think we'll wear the fingerless leather gloves? |
| 0:26.6 | That's a good question. |
| 0:27.6 | Right now we show up and we just sort of casually put them on, like we're putting our ear |
| 0:32.2 | pieces in. |
| 0:33.2 | Like we're getting ready for what's a normal job thing, like some sort of cubicle, put |
| 0:38.2 | your suit on, and you just kind of, you know, tie in your tie, we're kind of doing that. |
| 0:42.2 | You just put it on, we don't even realize we're doing it, but it's kind of like a person |
| 0:44.8 | that's like to say a telemarketer, they get to work, like they have to drive to get to |
| 0:49.9 | work, they get at their desk, and they like put their headset on, and they're like, |
| 0:53.9 | you know, snap their knuckles, and they get ready to make some calls. |
| 0:56.8 | The big day, it's just like, it's just like that, it's something you don't even think |
| 1:00.6 | about doing, you just put your headset on, you have to find like a new, fat or style |
| 1:05.9 | point. |
| 1:06.9 | I think we should go actually, like the logo on it, so you can do this, like the football |
| 1:11.0 | players. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah, like it says like CYD, which is SkyDaddy's, SkyDaddy, ooh, I like that. |
| 1:16.5 | Across the front. |
| 1:17.5 | Episode 46, recording a couple of weeks in advance, I hope by the time it's played I had |
| 1:23.1 | a fun time in San Francisco. |
| 1:24.6 | I do hope you do too. |
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