Can You Don't? | Cheap Vodka. Oil. Naked. Ethernet.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Remember that time your wife left town for a fun vacation and you randomly decided to buy a Tesla without talking to her about it? Bryan does. Let's talk about that, burning your legs off with hot oil, showing up naked to your court hearing, why does every dad have a giant bin of useless cables, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Cheap vodka, oil, naked, ethernet. |
| 0:22.0 | You! |
| 0:23.0 | Now I know you'll be loving episode 35, right? |
| 0:27.0 | You! |
| 0:28.0 | God, I loved lit biscuit. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah, they were, for a bit, they were number one. |
| 0:35.0 | Number one of my heart. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.0 | I would sit around and watch MTV Carson Daily, |
| 0:40.0 | whatever the TRL, and wait for Nookie to come on. |
| 0:44.0 | You kidding me. |
| 0:45.0 | Tell you the story about when I... |
| 0:47.0 | Banger. |
| 0:48.0 | When I was in, I think I was a sophomore, junior in high school. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | And they had, you know, MTV or much music, |
| 0:54.0 | when I was on, when we get to class early enough in my science class, |
| 0:58.0 | if that's the delker, I'm putting my gloves on. |
| 1:00.0 | I was worried that, like, a cable was coming in. |
| 1:02.0 | No, just shit. |
| 1:03.0 | Just my fingerless class. |
| 1:05.0 | We would get into class early, |
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