Can You Don't? | Drunk Monkey. Cartwheel. Pink. Middle Child.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2024
⏱️ 106 minutes
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What would your response be if you caught some random dude fingering your car on your security camera? Let's talk about that, farting your pencil across the room, a wallet that runs away when you are spending too much money, Flavor Flav becoming the spokesperson for women's water polo, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Drunk Monkey, Cartwheel, Pink, Middle Child. Boy do we have a fun show today. We do. Yeah, thanks to everyone who has reached out |
| 0:27.2 | concerning the news about my sister. So I'll make sure I mentioned that. |
| 0:30.7 | And then it was wild to see the emails and comments about people saying that |
| 0:35.2 | 101 was probably one of their favorite episodes. Really? And I'm sure because we have a fucked up audience that loved us having terrible news out the front and then just diving |
| 0:46.2 | back into it throughout the show. Well being like just being like just making |
| 0:51.1 | them feel uncomfortable and really ramping up the dark humor. |
| 0:54.0 | I don't know if I should say this but I want to put my leather gloves on this week. |
| 0:58.0 | Last week it didn't feel right on too. |
| 1:00.0 | You can't just like talk about tragic news like that what were they wearing |
| 1:03.2 | fucking leather gloves. I had this thought now. Unless you're the one that killed him. |
| 1:07.0 | Go ahead. I had this thought and I was like I don't know if I should say this or not. |
| 1:10.1 | This is gonna be great. But the way that the reaction did, I was thinking like it's so glad it. |
| 1:17.3 | He's much to have more sisters that would die? No, I was like I'm glad it didn't happen. How do I say, like the week of episode 100. |
| 1:25.7 | Oh, that had been a huge bummer. |
| 1:27.1 | Yeah, because I'm glad, you know. |
| 1:30.7 | At least it was the week after. |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah, we start fresh in the new 100 and |
| 1:35.6 | they didn't put a damper on them very fitting to come out with just terrible tragedy |
| 1:39.8 | news very it's very us for sure like hey something else terrible happened I know I know so the bonus |
| 1:47.2 | content will keep going if you follow us on patreon thank you to everyone who's |
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| 1:53.1 | slash Can You Don't Podcast. |
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