Can You Don't? | Fitted Sheet. Powerful. Wifi. Morally Gray.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's talk about that, sharing dick tattoos with your coworkers, how does laundry detergent continue to get more powerful, having to address shady conversations you hear in public, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Fitted sheet, powerful, Wi-Fi, Morley Gray. that it |
| 0:25.9 | how's good |
| 0:27.1 | was like that day |
| 0:28.9 | 148 |
| 0:31.2 | not as cool as 150 but |
| 0:34.1 | but it's there |
| 0:35.4 | it's there anything cool with that |
| 0:36.8 | I don't know |
| 0:37.4 | I got something yeah i bet you |
| 0:39.8 | do the number one your mustache dude what's going on what you mean i love it it's been here for a couple |
| 0:45.9 | weeks yeah i don't think so what are you talking about not like this no i shaved it all the way to the |
| 0:51.9 | skin so my ex actually the stubble's growing back. |
| 0:54.3 | So the mustache's been there for two weeks. |
| 0:56.5 | Okay. All right. |
| 0:57.2 | Understood. |
| 0:57.8 | Thanks for noticing. |
| 0:58.9 | Look at it. |
| 0:59.6 | You're welcome. |
| 1:00.1 | Son of a bitch. |
| 1:01.0 | So you have something special with 148? |
| 1:03.4 | I guess, if you want to call it special. |
| 1:05.2 | No. |
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