Can You Don't? | Hairy Arm. Liftgate. Twilight. Orange chicken.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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What would the world look like today if we could go out for dinner and then just pay with a beaver pelt when the check came? Let's talk about that, sleeping with a different stranger every single day, how amazing it is that we aren't all off the charts with anxiety all the time, getting pissed about your air-conditioned seats being a little bit too noisy, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Hairy arm, lift gait, twilight, orange chicken. |
| 0:22.0 | 72? Michael Bennett! |
| 0:25.0 | You know what I heard through the grapevine? |
| 0:26.0 | What? Is that this was Zach's old football number? |
| 0:29.0 | I was, uh, fucking around on, uh, on Dicapedia. |
| 0:32.0 | I'm not sure if you guys saw it, they're right. |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah, you've got. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:36.0 | Elon, Elon feel like I'll give you a billion to change the Dicapedia. |
| 0:40.0 | It's pretty funny. |
| 0:41.0 | Just, it's like giving a teenager a bunch of money. |
| 0:43.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:44.0 | This teenager's like, I don't know, |
| 0:45.0 | fucking, how about, fucking Dicub? |
| 0:47.0 | You're my right. It's fucking for your name. |
| 0:50.0 | It'll give you a billion dollars. |
| 0:51.0 | I mean, I mean, you basically bought a giant company |
| 0:54.0 | and changed the name and changed the name. |
| 0:56.0 | And then you found out it. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | And then it's fair to say that X is cooler than Twitter, though. |
| 1:00.0 | I mean, Twitter's a cute, like, uh, X is like, okay, we're serious now. |
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