Can You Don't? | Hostage. Monsters. Mariners. Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Imagine a world full of food delivery robots... however, they always fall over and scream for "HELP!" all day long. Sounds so peaceful. Let's talk about that, the Mariners finally making it to the post season for the first time since dinosaurs were alive, yeeting your baby into the grill of a truck, singing John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt while masturbating, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Hustich, Monsters, Mariners, Jingleheimer Schmidt |
| 0:22.0 | Locky number 17! |
| 0:24.0 | Is anybody ever said that before? |
| 0:26.0 | I don't know if that's Michanegger's number |
| 0:28.0 | Okay, alright, fine, whoever the fuck that is |
| 0:30.0 | To stud plays for the Mariners |
| 0:32.0 | I know, you probably poked about the Mariners |
| 0:34.0 | Really jacked, yes |
| 0:36.0 | And we're going to talk more about the Mariners a little bit later in the show, aren't we? |
| 0:38.0 | Yep, okay |
| 0:40.0 | When this comes out, I might be really sad or I might be really happy |
| 0:42.0 | That's true |
| 0:44.0 | Because it's before the playoffs, can you say it? |
| 0:46.0 | I'm Joe Paisley |
| 0:48.0 | And I'm Brian O'Brien |
| 0:50.0 | And welcome to Can You Do! |
| 0:52.0 | We didn't plan that, but it's built into our brains or burned into our brains from our promo |
| 0:56.0 | That we had to make this show |
| 0:58.0 | Long time ago, months ago |
| 1:00.0 | A big thank you |
| 1:02.0 | A lot of ding-ding-ding in the email coming in from a new Patreon supporters |
| 1:06.0 | I don't know what I said |
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