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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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There's dumb... and then there's following your GPS into the ocean dumb. Let's talk about that, how awkward yard sales can be, people smashing their thumbs into your eyes because they love you, bashing a bunch of baby seals in a dance club, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	There's a couple of things I want to talk about today.
0:25.3	Oh, one is that I didn't start the time.
0:29.3	Number two is that we did size up Zach for some fucking gross.
0:33.7	Yeah, they're all they're already the girl.
0:36.8	No way they'll be here in a couple days.
0:38.2	How does it feel to open up your Amazon account and go to the reorderation?
0:44.9	Yeah, it's even there.
0:46.1	Yeah, that's a fucking fingerless leather gloves.
0:49.5	Yeah, I hit I had hit orders and I was like, when was this?
0:54.2	Joe is this last year I hit 2022 one of the first purchases right there at the top.
0:59.2	It was a little close Amazon knows because you don't just buy one pair like they knew
1:04.6	you were coming back every six months you're going to come back for more.
1:07.1	You'll be bad.
1:08.4	You'll be bad.
1:09.4	They're all worn out.
1:10.4	Oh yeah, I'll be back.
1:11.7	Because they're cheap as shit.
1:12.6	Uh, Zach, we're going to talk all about Zach here and just a second before we get there.
1:17.2	Yes, sorry.
1:17.8	Sorry, buddy, you got to talk.
1:18.6	Shut up, shut the fuck up.
1:21.1	But speaking of the fingers leather gloves, we do have some merch.
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