Can You Don't? | NSA. Creepy Santa. Toilet. Pube Beard.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Have you ever stopped and truly thought about how creepy the concept of Santa really is?! It's insane. Let's talk about that, getting pubes stuck to your face, a toilet that either hates or loves you pooping in it, pumping 69 babies out of your vagina, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | NSA. Creepy Santa. Toilet. Puebbeard. |
| 0:22.0 | Feliz Navidad. |
| 0:24.0 | Feliz Navidad. |
| 0:27.0 | Merry Christmas, everybody. If that's what you celebrate, if you don't, then fuck it. |
| 0:31.0 | Happy Hanukkah. Yeah, whatever you. You just have a good time. Happy Christmahana Kwanza. |
| 0:36.0 | That's what it is? I get some all. Christmahana Kwanza. |
| 0:39.0 | It reminds me of my, I mean, I've talked about it before, if like I say that a ton, |
| 0:43.0 | but I want to start a fast food restaurant called Arvandis Miktako Box. |
| 0:48.0 | So it gets all of them in one comp. |
| 0:51.0 | But you don't like Arbis. I wouldn't go to Arbis, but Arvandis is just fun to put |
| 0:55.0 | what Arbis and Wendy's together. So Arbandis Miktako Box, that's why. |
| 1:00.0 | It makes me feel like I'm sick, it's because I am. Yeah, it's all other stuff. |
| 1:03.0 | These are a call from me. I have things to do this week. And I didn't, I'm all the way over here. |
| 1:07.0 | You know what I have to do really soon? When this comes out, I'll be a couple |
| 1:11.0 | of days away from going the Alamo Bowl in Texas to go watch the Huskies play. |
| 1:15.0 | That's going to be fun. I didn't know you were doing that. Yeah. When you pick up, |
| 1:18.0 | when you put that into the plans, soon as we, they decided to do a game. |
| 1:22.0 | That's awesome. That's awesome. I was hoping it was going to be the Rose Bowl. |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah. But then you have sea lost. |
| 1:27.0 | Right. Fucking assholes. |
| 1:29.0 | So now in Texas, play harder. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah. And then we are also going to do confessions next week. |
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