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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Nomination for "Best Friend" of the year: He tricks into getting a sex change and then threatens to kill your dad if you don't marry him! Let's talk about that, the best way to find out if your computer is on fire, sitting down with your mom to watch a video of you cumming all over yourself, all the facts you could ever want about dogs, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Penis Penis Pen, Door Slam, Rat, Wet Nose.
0:05.0	Here we are again. I feel feel like just can't get away from this place i know here every day
0:27.5	should be daily podcast i have to get out of here today though because i have kids uh parent
0:35.1	teacher conference oh nice find out how bad the kids have been the very informative
0:40.4	parent teacher conferences sitting in the tiny chairs oh yeah little teeny tiny chairs
0:45.8	grown ass man my tiny plastic chair yeah my uh i mean you you know how it's sitting in this chair
0:52.6	it affects my funny bone or not my funny bone.
0:55.8	I was like, we gotta go back. You gotta go back to school?
0:58.8	The hell's that thing called tailbone?
1:00.2	Tailbone. Which I mean, they're kind of funny.
1:03.0	Yeah, I'll give you that. I'll give you that. It's not funny. They hurt.
1:06.0	Feels like, yeah, parent teacher conferences, sometimes informative 99% of the time, not really.
1:12.2	Especially today, they send everything home while the progress reports are emailed.
1:16.4	You know exactly what assignments your kids are missing when they're supposed to turn them in.
1:21.1	So you really got a pretty good idea what's going on.
1:23.8	But it does seem like the big difference.
1:25.9	I guess between like dad and mom, for dads that could show up and be like he's good.
1:29.3	You're like, all right, thanks.
1:30.2	Shake their hand and head out.
1:32.0	Mom's like, well, what can we work on?
1:33.2	You're like, don't give us fucking more work.
1:35.0	Yeah, dude, I have enough work.
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