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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Ponytail. Microphone. Vacuum. Anal Beads.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Did you think you could clinch your butthole hard enough around some anal beds to stop yourself from falling to your death? Let's talk about that, an underwater museum that we had no idea existed, a lady using bees as an attack animal, accidentally coating your own sunglasses in semen, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?


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0:00.0

Hey Joe, how you doing? How was your week? Oh Brian, you know it's been a really

0:26.5

long time since I started the show so far. Yeah, yeah, because I feel like people always

0:36.7

get on me for interrupting you. So I'm happy that you interrupted me. Yeah, that's why

0:40.2

I did it. Oh cool. Okay, yes, I was telling I was letting the kids all know who's boss

0:44.2

here. Yeah, even the score out between the daddies. That's right. Yes, so pan express, yes,

0:48.6

I do like a panda dish. Yeah, I stopped to get some food on the way here. Okay, and I usually

0:54.2

stop and get like McDonald's some I'm like, you know, I don't want that. I don't want that

0:57.6

today. I want I'm just going to try something different. So I can stop and get panda.

1:01.0

authentic Chinese food, real Chinese food from from little Italy. Yeah. Anyway, I got they didn't

1:07.8

sauce hardly any of it. Oh, it's so good. And I ordered the broccoli beef and real I wish

1:15.7

it was beef and broccoli. Like you get a good portion of beef. Okay, it was all fucking

1:20.8

broccoli with like four pieces of little meat, I guess. And then they didn't sauce the the

1:26.9

broccoli enough. So it was just tasted like raw broccoli with harleini sauce and then barely

1:32.5

no meat, barely any meat. And I'm guessing you went into it pretty hungry. Oh, I was looking

1:38.1

so fine. Oh, that's the worst. So I was just and then I got it. I went through the drive

1:42.5

through, pulled out and so then I just sat out in front of your house and ate and cried.

1:47.7

Yeah, it was didn't taste so I was just jamming in my mouth like not enjoying it at all.

1:52.2

And just and it reminded me of that because I was trying to think, what am I going to eat

1:56.9

on the way that's not like fast food. Yeah. I don't want to stop at a restaurant because

2:01.1

that would be ridiculous to stop at a restaurant. Maybe think the other day when we were shooting

2:06.2

yeah, Joe says, Hey, um, I know he's supposed to come over and we're going to shoot a video.

2:11.8

And he's like, Oh, I'm going to stop and spoke and get some food. Yeah. And I'm thinking,

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