Can You Don't? | Tree Sap. Crosswalk. Emergency. Pee Bottle.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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How frustrating would it be to call 911 and have to navigate robotic menu options in order to get the help you need? haha let's talk about that, throwing your own son under the bus to save face, barking like a dog at other people's kids, pushing old people over, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | 3-Sep, Crosswalk, Emergency, P-Bottle |
| 0:22.0 | I'm blue mountain, I'm dying |
| 0:25.0 | I believe I will die |
| 0:27.0 | I believe I will die |
| 0:29.0 | There's so many songs that have come out now that use old beats. Have you noticed that? |
| 0:33.0 | Oh yeah, and then let's always have them |
| 0:35.0 | I know, but like now I guess maybe I'm getting older so it's my songs are reusing |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, that's the problem |
| 0:40.0 | Goddamn kids |
| 0:41.0 | And kids like I love this song, I'm like would you probably love the original too? |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah, but then check this out |
| 0:45.0 | The one that you loved was a river from a one that our parents listened to |
| 0:49.0 | It was blue, it blew out with the above it |
| 0:51.0 | No, you're just wearing a lot of blue |
| 0:53.0 | So just why that was in my head |
| 0:55.0 | And I'm wearing my blue eyes today |
| 0:57.0 | There you are, you put your blue eyes in |
| 0:59.0 | This sure did |
| 1:00.0 | Episode 20! |
| 1:01.0 | Yo, my blue-eyed co-host |
| 1:03.0 | That's why |
| 1:05.0 | Wink |
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