Anybody that has like a strong affinity for three musketeers, I'm like, do you just like shitty candy?

I mean, shitty candy is it's worth like, why would you do that to yourself at that point?

You know you're eating something that's not good for you.

So you might as well get something good.

Milky Way is I will turn down a Milky Way unquestionably, right off the jump.

Now, with that said, I think if I had to pick the big three, I would have to put Reese's in there just due to their popularity.

Reese's alone, like I'm not some sort of fucking candy smirk, you know?

I'm not going to shoehorn in some bullshit, you know, oh, all fucking candy's big in Japan or something.

It's like, no, no, no, no.

People love Reese's.

Reeses are like pretty high up there.

And then Snickers, people fucking love snickers and then i'm

putting milky way way way way up there way way way up there because milky way fucking

snacks big old fat pits god is milky way good there's people saying, yeah, Reese's pieces.

Reese's pieces are also delicious.

Love the Reese's pieces.

What we got?

A couple of there.

Yeah, Three Musketeers fucking stinks.

Three Musketeers are fucking absolutely D-tier candy.

Milky Way's are fucking A

and three musketeers are like

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