Captain Cons and White Sox Dave Don't Hold Back Ahead of Tomorrow's Race | The Yak 4-9-25

The Yak

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Kate addresses the awful copycat of her viral video

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1:02.6	genitals yes but accidentally I rest my case accidentally also gluten myself the night before
1:09.8	I puked all night. How did you gluten yourself?
1:12.2	Soy sauce got me.
1:13.3	I thought I got gluten-free soy sauce from a place.
1:15.4	Wait, wait.
1:17.1	A sauce?
1:19.2	What?
1:20.5	I'm confused.
1:21.3	I genuinely, I'm dumb.
1:23.1	Some soy sauce has wheat.
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