Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 04:48:18 Customer Phone Call Meltdown 07:22:16 Angry Voicemail After One Date 11:45:22 Daddy’s Emotional Abuse 14:13:05 Carrying Your Breast Tumor To Full Term 19:16:05 A Wanking Nikocado Avocado Crashes A Zoom Meeting 20:43:24 Thursday Lane Returns 25:12:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:44:06 Vladimir Putin In Dick Form 30:00:20 Setting […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, February 24th, 2025.
0:03.8	Coming up on the program today, desperate voicemails from sad horny men.
0:08.1	Plus, carrying your breast cancer tumor to full term.
0:12.0	Thursday Lane is back to announce he only likes old man farts.
0:15.8	And Vladimir Putin memorialized in penis form.
0:22.7	Distorted View Daily proudly presents that time Tim was one half of a lesbian folk rock duo.
0:31.1	We went down by the riverside where the willows sway.
0:35.8	Your wallet chain sparkled
0:37.7	Will you be my lady gay
0:39.7	We talked about love
0:41.4	We talked about life
0:42.4	You touched my hands so light
0:44.2	And now we're cutting through the air
0:46.4	In the middle of the night
0:47.6	We're scissoring
0:49.8	Yeah we're sparking up the dark
0:52.1	Legs intertwine
0:54.5	Fitting right from the start
0:56.5	We're sizzling, baby smash our lady parts
1:01.3	Bump it air inside
1:03.5	Making them pussy's fart
1:05.1	They say loves a sweet abyss
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