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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right

Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:05.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:11.0	like your head is full of Raspberry.
0:14.0	Then you need Monzo.
0:17.0	Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.
0:21.0	Money never felt like Monzo. UK residents, tease and see supply.
0:27.0	Scott, you ready?
0:28.0	Oh, Critty Bee, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:33.0	missing cat found 1,000 miles away an Amazon return box.
0:38.0	Oh mama mea, that's crazy.
0:41.0	Was it okay.
0:43.0	Well, you're just going to have to find out.
0:45.0	That's what we call Cliffhanger and the Biz.
0:48.0	This is a brand new episode of Bananas. It's my tip blow your mind to a zillion pieces. Would you believe me?
1:09.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, netter, netter. Driving me. Bea bananas baby bananas banana
1:13.8	driving me bananas baby bananas
1:17.0	banana and hey
1:18.6	guys gals non-binary pals welcome to. I am one person who talks on this podcast. My name is Kurt Brownoller.
1:28.0	I'm the other one. They call me Banana Boy Number Two. I'm Scotty Landis. Thank you to everybody that came to our live shows.
1:34.6	For everybody who takes my Banana Boy Number Two
1:39.1	hats off the stage while we're doing meat grids
1:41.8	at sunglasses, you are meat greens. Ed sunglasses.
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