Catfish Catcher (w/ Justin Martindale)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Justin Martindale joins Nicole to discuss how their 'summer of love' has been disappointingly dry for the both of them. Justin shares the time he got catfished by a cop, how he deals with chucklefuckers while touring, and the craziness behind the #FreeBritney movement. Plus, what's up with these people getting duct taped on airplanes? Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to support, see blacklivesmatters.carrd.co. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer New Merch Store!podswag.com/dateme Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:24.3	Baby, welcome to another episode of Why
0:26.1	Won't You Date Me?
0:26.8	A podcast or me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out
0:28.9	how I'm still single even though if I ask you for
0:33.2	marshmallow sauce and you come all over my ice cream,
0:37.4	I would still date you.
0:38.9	My guest today.
0:39.9	I'm so drunk.
0:43.1	My guest.
0:45.1	I'm so drunk.
0:47.1	My god.
0:48.3	Also how much calm this is person have.
0:50.7	My guest today is a comedian actor for my host of Ease.
0:55.9	What the Fashion.
0:57.1	He co-hosts a podcast glitter and garbage.
0:59.8	It's Justin Martin Dale.
1:02.4	Oh man, what an intro.
1:04.1	I never thought I'd spend my Saturday morning with someone
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