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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0	Shore is an official UEFA Euro-2020-24 sponsor this summer and will keep you protected from the heat.
0:07.0	New Sure non-stop protection antipersperant is body heat activated,
0:12.0	so no matter how hot you get sure keeps working against
0:15.7	odor and sweat 72 hour non-stop protection activated by your body heat.
0:21.7	Win tickets to youwaafer Euro 2024.
0:25.0	Visit your local store now.
0:27.0	Yeehoo!
0:30.0	Hey man, we're going to be here.
0:31.0	Down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down to down to down to down to down to down to down to down to down to down to down that me
0:38.7	That's me eating a dog. That's our barbecue. Yeah, that's our 4th July barbecue. That's a dog on the grill.
0:42.8	I just say eight of them.
0:43.8	Well, happy 4th of July.
0:45.8	Do I want him to name a baby,
0:47.5	Bucky, I want to name another baby, Jimini, like Jimmyy Cricket, but Jimmyy?
0:52.8	We got it, yeah.
0:53.8	Yeah, yeah, I want to name another baby, um, um,
0:57.4	lunk. L-U-N-K?
1:01.3	Yeah, I do.
1:02.3	All right. Yeah, I do. All right.
1:03.0	Yeah, L-U-N-K. What else can I do?
1:05.0	And also, I want my last name to be McPherson.
1:08.0	Lunk-M-C-Fierson.
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