Chapter 144

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Chapter 144 - Difappointing Fcotch Thiftle. It's 6.14pm on Wednesday 5th July 2023 and there's a chance of rain and petrichor, but Richard has had one soaking this week, and is prepared to risk it to emulate a young Theresa May. And he may be quickly out of breath, but he has a new energy that has escaped him for the rest of the year, so it's the partially long way round today. He will teach you how to navigate a pathless Stocean and also the danger of shortening your borders and there's a surprise and a moral at the stone pole (buy tickets to RHLSTP to counteract the curse - http://richardherring.com/rhlstp). It's a great ep to sleep to and nothing really got lost when the recording got paused, so all is as it should be.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Hello, my phone friends.
0:33.5	Welcome to Chapter 144 of Stone Clearing with Richard Herring.
0:40.5	When you do something, if you do 12 things, 12 times, you get 144.
0:48.2	And of course, back in the day, stone clearing was all counted in the system of 12 duodecimulusing, not the decimal
1:02.0	not the decimal system, so this is very exciting. It is of course, that's 6.15 p.m. on the 5th of July.
1:15.6	We're one week away from a very important day in the stone clearing calendar. 12th of July.
1:24.6	The legendary birth birthday coming of the stone Messiah they said he would come on
1:35.3	July the 12th he would arrive obviously if it was coming that could be any of the stone
1:43.6	clearers.
1:52.3	But it's not for me to say whether I am that man or woman, probably a man.
1:57.3	But that's my birthday.
1:59.2	Are we 56 years young?
2:10.6	That's 12 times for a bit.
2:20.3	Nearly five times, isn't it? Getting that way.
2:22.3	But you can't count everything in 12s.
2:24.3	Sometimes you have to count on the system given to you by your fingers.
2:28.3	Sometimes you just have to count how many stones there are,
2:31.3	and they won't be neatly divided into groups of a dozen,
2:37.0	a duffin. That's it was caught. Oh it's looking beautiful out here. Oh shit.
2:45.0	Nearly went over. It's all right. We're okay. I'm getting to that age where having a fall is a distinct possibility.
2:53.6	It's very hard to find any stones here for the Alphan Omega can. I don't know where the Alphan Omega can even is.
2:59.6	I've got two bits of shrapnel. The wolf has done away. And in they go.
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