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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Chapter 159

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Chapter 159 - Buffineff Af Ufual. It's 16.48 on 1st May and there are a lot of stones to clear between now and our August deadline and that's without having a dog with the squits, a child with scarlet fever and a weird dizziness. But the stones must be cleared and boy are about 23 of them cleared today? Yes they are. Will rape seed ever be renamed? Can it hurt a dog? And how big is a gorilla's penis? All questions that are posed without being answered today. And great news for all fans of San Franciscan wrestlers/Batman villains.

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0:00.0

Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Hello, my fine friends. It's 1648. It's the 1st of May, 24th.9 of course, let me to tell you that.

0:40.3

And we're getting down to the furious fifth in the fierth today of getting this click, field free as before we move house.

0:58.6

So we check, look, it's not going to be till August, there's plenty of time.

1:02.6

I know a lot of you are emailing in saying, Rich, come on, what have you achieved in six

1:06.5

years?

1:07.2

How'd you expect to do?

1:09.0

You haven't even done the outside yet.

1:10.4

How do you expect to do that and haven't even done the outside yet, how do you expect to do that

1:11.4

and all the middle by August? Well, August is the deadline, my friends. And, you know, there's a

1:18.4

couple of stones to tell you, I can come back. I'm not moving far away. But I'd like to move

1:24.2

to a new field. There'll be, if we time this right, just in time for

1:29.6

the, when we move on from being intermediate to advanced, we'll be in a new field,

1:36.7

difficult field, I think. Maybe one with no stones, that's the most difficult field to clear.

1:49.1

Or just one stone, but it's buried at a depth of 12 feet.

1:52.6

And you have to find it without a stone detecting machine.

1:55.5

A little bit dizzy today again.

1:57.7

Not very happy about this.

1:58.9

I think it's just tiredness.

2:04.4

But it's coming and going. So hopefully I can complete my quest before my untimely demise. But we'll see if I die, another

2:14.0

ston clearer will stop up and take my place. I know that. I know there's a few of you waiting for that moment. It's not going to happen.

2:23.3

Right, here we are on the Stocean. Stocean looking quite beautiful today. The rape seed plants, taller than me now.

2:40.0

It's nearly picked up a dog poo.

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