Chapter 162

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 162 - Mega Chocolate Button Madneff. It's the evening of 5th June 2024 and Richard Herring is high on life, but more pertinently high on chocolate buttons and the result is a podcast so unhinged that my first impetus was that no one must ever hear it. But in the end I think it's an important podcast to put out to warn younger listeners of the dangers of chocolate button addiction. Things are said that should not be said in a public place, but luckily they are said here on a podcast that no one listens to, so it's the same as just shouting them in the middle of a rapeseed field. Hardly any stones are cleared, just a man questioning if his life has had any purpose. And his life has almost certainly had more purpose than yours. So where does that leave you? Is it time to stage an intervention? And if so, who first? Me or you?

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Hello my fine friends, welcome to Stone Clearing episode one, sixth two. It's 1744 on the 5th of June, 2024.
0:41.3	Um, sorry, I'm eating a pack of party ring minis.
0:47.3	No, your life's falling apart. I've just also, I mean, it's bad, I've just, I'm very tired.
0:58.5	I've just eaten some, um, cabri's mega chocolate buttons.
1:03.5	I don't know if you have them, but two, it's gone too far.
1:07.5	The escalation of the chocolate button.
1:11.6	I know this isn't really the forum for this discussion, but they're too big.
1:21.6	And I'm not sure I like it.
1:24.6	I'm not sure I can counten with it.
1:26.6	It's given me a nice sugar hide, which is what I wanted.
1:31.3	I'll go through this podcast.
1:36.3	And look, if you're going to email and complain about
1:41.3	meeting tiny children's biscuits while I'm doing this podcast then fuck you
1:46.3	I will eat what I want I'll do what I want this is my podcast I'm sick fed up to the back teeth
1:57.7	where people tell me what I can and can't do.
2:02.6	Look, I'm off my nut on sugar.
2:05.6	Let's do this.
2:07.6	And they will say, should you have performance-enhancing drugs?
2:11.6	To go stone drink? Yeah.
2:14.6	Of course you're fucking soon.
2:16.6	Clues in the name.
2:18.3	We've got to do the best you can.
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