Chapter 169

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 15 August 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Chapter 169 - Ftone Potatoef. It's nearly 6pm on 14th August 2024 and the Stone Clearing podcast is not coming to an end as quickly as Richard thought. There's at least a month to go, which is lucky, because it's Ftone Chriftmaf, waffocks! At last, after months of puny stones we have something to get our teeth into, which is tempting as some of them look so delicious. There's some tips on haffelhoffing and a new rule (there are no rules) about only travelling in one direction and an email from a famous person but you won't guess who in a million years. Thank goodness there's another 3-4 weeks to get this job done.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. All right, little monster.
0:37.3	Shall we go for a walk?
0:38.3	Are you getting a walk? You've just had a walk, come on you? Lookin' in another one.
0:43.3	I know.
0:45.3	You're late with your lunchtime one, won't we?
0:50.3	Come on, hello my fine friends. Welcome to the tone clearing with Richard Herring and Wolfie the Dog.
0:59.0	Chapter 1-58, I think. It's 14th of August, 1756. And the good news, I thought we'd be moving around about now, but the new house
1:17.6	we're moving to is not yet ready for us, we'll have some work done. And so I think we've
1:26.2	got at least another three weeks to a month before we'll even be leaving this place.
1:32.3	If you want to buy my house and be able to carry on my stone clearing work, do get in touch.
1:43.3	I'll see.
1:44.0	Actually, we're trying to work out where I live, I suspect.
1:46.7	I'm not going to fall for any trick, money up front.
1:49.5	If you can revive the money, I'll let you know where I live.
1:53.1	You have to buy it unseen.
1:55.4	As you should.
1:56.2	It's a snooker arena.
1:58.9	It's on the doorstep of the greatest stone clearing field known to mankind.
2:01.6	Ow! There's more nettles and Duckets passage, I'm wearing shorts today.
2:05.6	Anyway, we'll probably sell it one day. That'll probably happen.
2:11.6	And if we don't, well we might be living in this field.
2:29.3	So just try to avoid more nettles, or John Nettles in Duckett's Passage. There's nettles here and the Nettles family getting touched so often.
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