Chapter 177

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 21 November 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Chapter One Feven Feven - Fexifm. It's just gone midday on 21st November 2024 and a toned Richard Herring, straight from a perfonal training feffion, is out clearing stones from the melting frozen vulva of the soil. Desperate for new listeners to replace the ones who have died from boredom he tries to emulate Peter Kay, Bernard Manning and Ricky Gervais to bring in the clicks, but will it work or will it alienate his two female listeners. No matter, there's some lovely stone clearing to listen to and it's a beautiful day so soak in the winter sun rays (audio only) and liften to the ftones.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Hello, my finest friends, hello flag, hag.
0:34.6	Welcome to Stone Clearing, Chapter 177, 21 November, 2014. welcome to stoke clearing chapter one seven seven twenty first of november twenty twenty four twelve o three p m just in the afternoon isn't it
0:47.4	uh just had a personal training session and it's the perfect excuse again without Wolfe to take a little walk
0:57.8	down around the field as a cooling down process I guess so you get the pleasure of my
1:04.8	company I get to pretend and exercise them as we have a bucket passage and exercising.
1:13.6	We have a budget passage. We might shift a few items into the car
1:18.6	and head back to the new house.
1:29.6	It's a cold day so
1:31.3	I'm not anticipating clearly many stones.
1:34.7	It's a nice one just in the path there,
1:35.9	move that to the side.
1:37.9	It doesn't count. It's not on the field.
1:42.5	And yeah, it was frosty this morning, very cold this this morning sun's been out for a few hours
1:48.2	which is presumably hopefully melted the earth enough that I can claw out a few clubs of stone and make your week complete.
2:03.9	Thanks for all the thousands of emails I've had this week.
2:07.7	Welcoming the podcast back so much.
2:11.8	I mean, I think, because social media's gone into a bit of a meltdown,
2:15.4	probably explains why there wasn't really much for a reaction on Twitter, and blue skies
2:19.2	only just started, so...
2:21.3	But otherwise, I'm sure there would have been
2:23.2	a lot of reaction.
2:26.4	So we're here, yeah, it's actually quite muddy.
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