Chapter 42: Speedrun!

Midnight Burger

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Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

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🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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"Get ready. Get set. Get out!" Cast Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird David - Quintin Jones, Jr. Leif - Tom Moorman Kazi - Jessica Morris Teta - Aubrey Ferguson Libuza - Shelly Darrington Fiona - Tess Segal Feudalism Guy, Announcer, Waiter - Dr. Punt Gusher Betty, Edith - Dr. Lattice the Talking Doll Sunny the Stagg - Jessica Mudd Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Episode art by Existentially Exhausted Bean Music: Hip Hop Rock Song - Def Lev Majestica - Edgar Hopp Eye of the Newscaster - Out to the World Titans - Dream Cave Final Discoveries - Jon Sumner Stand for Truth - Reynard Seidel Mover - Carvings Home Straight - Jon Bjork String Quartet No. 2 In D Major, K. 155_ I. Allegro - W. A. Mozart Symphony No.5 in E minor Op.64 - IV. Andante maestoso - P.I. Tchaikovsky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry. Hello mate. Got any tips for the football?
0:02.8	Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor. They'll give a new customer as a terrific welcome offer.
0:07.8	If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:11.7	Four, that's a steel of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real.
0:16.4	Neil? My name's not Neil. I know, but it rhymed.
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0:50.2	Previously on Midnight Burger, the sisters in the diner finally have a good old-fashioned meat cute and discuss the fact that they've got to get the F out of the C before the B F's them in the A.
1:00.0	All of us here have been in precarious and deadly scenarios before. This may be the most dangerous of them all.
1:08.0	The B in this case being the benefactor, you know, this guy.
1:11.3	Kill them. The C in this case standing for cryptessia, you know, the galaxy filled with other people
1:16.4	who want to. Kill them. And things are ever more complicated by the fact that Gloria is having a hard
1:21.1	time doing anything halfway. Please don't tell me you're trying to make it your responsibility to save
1:25.9	an entire galaxy.
1:29.2	Whose responsibility should it be?
1:29.8	No, worry not.
1:33.3	Catching the diner is about as easy as picking up a wet watermelon seed.
1:36.6	But they've got an awfully long grocery list of refugees to nab before they can get the F out of the G and avoid the effing in the A by the B.
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