Chapter 46

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 46 - Urinary Onan. It's about 8.20am on 11th December 2019 and ye fun is just above horizon and there is froft on ye ground and Richard has some expert tips on the subterfuge required to be a stone clearer. Plus the cold has got to his bladder, but has he sunk so low as to wee on a podcast (TRIGGER WARNING - YES). Who is the real sick man? Who are the worst kind of hypocrites? Who is satirising who in this podcast and should you be more ashamed than Herring? Your hand gets a mention and Rich inadvertently offends a blind dog. Plus has he done enough, or too much to ftop Brexit? Become a monthly badger to see 30 minute filmed documentary from the Stocean. http://gofasterstripe.com/badges

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Hewing.
0:17.0	Goose, go, well jab, jab, jab, jab... Ooh, my out, watch out. Oh, my goodness, look.
0:22.6	All right, come on, darling.
0:26.6	Alright, come on, darling.
0:31.6	Good dog, come here.
0:40.6	Why are you kidding me.
0:46.2	Come back here, wolf, come on.
0:52.7	We're going to give a little bit of room to those little doggies.
0:53.9	Hello. Hello.
0:55.0	Good.
0:56.9	Good.
0:58.9	We're just gonna wait a sec.
0:59.0	Coming in, darling, good. Coming in, darling, good girl whoops good girl hello welcome to stone clearing i mean is this
1:21.0	chapter forty thick poorly not um uh which uh what is the 11th of december it's not really than i thought i was
1:35.9	leaving december it's 824 we've got a very slow dog walker just ahead of us i'm going to give
1:41.3	a bit of space before i let the dog off the lead,
1:47.4	I'd be already giving him some space, but thought it'd be at the top of the path by now, and then we could go
1:50.1	the opposite way to him, but he's wier than I am.
1:54.1	The sun is just coming up.
1:56.8	I wanted to do, I wanted to be added a little bit earlier to see the sunrise.
1:59.8	We'll be coming.
2:02.8	But it's above the horizon now, but only just...
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