Chapter 47

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 47: Burder. It's around 8.20am on 17th December 2019 and before he can get any stone clearing down Richard has to try and get the last bit of recycling into his bin whilst trying to prevent his dog running into traffic. After that it's business as usual as the world's slowest nervous breakdown unfolds before your ears. Some good clarification about whether you can poo on stones though and more fears that this podcast is now listened to only by perverts. A gruesome discovery of a exploded bird might make you wonder if that is a portent of something to come (a dead mouse led to a major fire) or if it was assassinated for attempting to clear stones. But the weafel in the field is the Ditch that Ftopped Brexit. Has it ftopped working? And why? And what part have the BBC played in all this? There's a lot to take in and I don't want to spoil the many delightful surprises so, you know, listen to it and find out what's in it and stop reading this.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. sitting
0:28.6	sit sit
0:33.6	stay here
0:35.6	stay in one place good girl stay here in one place good
0:39.3	girl
0:39.8	okay Stay Stay still.
1:06.0	Stay still.
1:07.0	Stay still. Stay, stay, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
1:49.0	Good go. Right, hold on. there's a car right there, you idiot Come on
1:51.0	Good girl
1:54.0	Come on
1:57.0	Well, hello and welcome to you get an Come on.
2:05.6	Well, hello and welcome to yet another chapter. Off the tone clearing.
2:07.6	With Richard Trey, this is 47.
2:10.6	Not even sure.
2:12.6	Just take the number on the dial.
2:14.6	It's 822.
2:16.6	It's Tuesday the 17th of December 2019. I pass the blue of the dial. It's 822. It's Tuesday the 17th to December 2019.
2:20.8	And perhaps the pre-ultimate stone clear of this year. For you, I mean, I'll be doing
2:27.2	daily, of course. There might be more, might be two more. Not going to quite get a 50 by the end of the year, but it's going to be close.
2:39.0	And we'll address the elephant in the room, the weasel in the field, as it's called, when it's outside. Just a very big weasel, the field, as it's called. It's outside.
2:53.6	Just a very big weasel. The weeple.
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