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🗓️ 31 December 2019
⏱️ 25 minutes
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0:00.0 | Stone clearing with Richard Herring. I smell the blood of an asylum |
0:35.6 | The asylum |
0:36.6 | Bum on there I play so beautifully. |
0:38.3 | Fee by fothum, I smell the blood of an asylum. |
0:45.3 | Hey, you, you're such a pedant, you got as much brain as a dead ant, |
0:51.3 | as much imagination as a caravan sight well hello welcome to chapter 49 of stone clearing |
1:03.8 | and walking the dog um it's 1147 a m it's It's December 31st, 2019. |
1:13.6 | It's a time to remember the stone, the ancient stone god, anus. |
1:25.6 | This is the beginning of the new year. It only looks forwards, doesn't look backwards, because if you're stone-caring, it's quite embarrassing. |
1:35.3 | To look backwards, you look forwards at what is to be done, not backwards of what has not been done. |
1:39.3 | The month of Annury was initially named after him, though it has been subverted by gods that came afterwards. |
1:51.1 | But, yeah, we will be looking forward, not backwards, |
1:55.2 | forward to the time the field is empty of stones. |
2:00.1 | And I look forward to that day, a look of surprise on the farmer's |
2:04.8 | faces he suddenly said, I'm going, what's the change about the field? Wow, no stones. |
2:10.5 | And I don't know if that's what something he wants. I imagine it is. Who'd want stones on their field? |
2:16.7 | But when that finally happens, he's got to be impressed at least, |
2:21.4 | at the very, very least. |
2:24.5 | Of course, human years are very different to stone years. |
2:31.3 | Stones don't really bother with such small increments as a year to them. That is just the |
2:38.0 | flicker of a bit of soil over their bodies. They talk about eons really, but it's nice for us humans to acknowledge another year has passed. |
2:53.6 | Another year of the stones that clear. I'm not looking backwards. |
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