Chapter 52

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Chapter 52 - Ice Clearing. The first frost of 2020 has turned the ground into a clench-jawed child and only loose milk teeth shall be cleared today. Some chat about why no stone clearer can have a partner of any kind and some stuff about not having sex with dogs, which I think we can all get on board with. Plus how did Hasselhoffing get its name? The answer might surprise you. Look at the progress on the main cairn. Pretty impressive huh? Off the ftocean we join Richard as he attempts the relatively simple task of driving a car 50 metres down the road and for a moment thinks his dog is on fire. Plus a celebrity email about whether water can ever be a stone. You are in for a treat. Sorry the recording kept cutting off. Probably the cold.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring Hello and welcome and welcome to chapter 52 of Stoneclare, it's 827. It's Sunday the 19th of January.
0:45.5	It's a cool morning.
0:47.4	The sun's up, no cloud cover. Blue sky.
0:52.1	Chilly, though, with a bit of chill in the air.
0:57.0	And just walk in up to the field now.
1:03.0	Let's have to see the moon's out in the day.
1:06.0	It's a little crescent taunting me, saying come and get me if you can.
1:15.6	Try and clear this one.
1:18.6	We can reach for the moon, but we cannot make it there.
1:22.6	The sun there, just coming up over the horizon, making it very hard for me to see where...
1:31.3	what's coming. Always a danger. The ground for the first time.
1:39.3	Oh yeah, I haven't brought my trail out with me. This is a... I wasn't even going to come this way today.
1:50.0	And the, uh, I needed my trial, really. I've cleared three tiny stones, but they're just the ones I could pluck from the jaws.
1:56.0	Of the earth, they're lying on top, everything's frozen,
2:00.0	which is, you know know in a way good
2:03.2	because
2:03.7	what kind of a world are we living in when
2:08.1	January is pretty much the first
2:10.8	frost of the year
2:13.2	oh
2:13.7	it's be calmed out here and I'm worried about the fact that, uh, oh god, the freezing cold, let me see if I've got any gloves.
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