Chapter 55

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 13 February 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 55 - The Human Diamond. It's the eve of 12th February 2020 and Ftorm Ciara has left behind devastation and fallen trees, but all the ftones are fafe. The overcast sky leaves its mark on Richard's soul, but he will press onwards towards oblivion. Someone has been kicking stones back on to the field. An aggrieved and terrified villager or a sleep-walking Herring. No one can be sure. All we know is that stones will not be defeated by the imaginary force of wind.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring
0:16.0	With Richard Herring Right, come on Wolfie Harris.
0:35.6	What are you doing? What are you doing what you doing
0:40.3	crazy dog come on wolfs good girl good girl stay here
0:48.3	hello welcome to yes another, another chapter, is it 55, 56?
0:57.9	I do know that today is the 12th of February.
1:06.1	I deliberately got the date wrong.
1:09.0	Last time is a kind of joke.
1:11.6	And... deliberately got the date wrong. Last time is a kind of joke. And it's dusk. It's 4.5 in the evening. A little evening stone clear for you. I've come out without gloves to give you the full hands-on experience of what it
1:29.8	will be like. Out here, the village has been buffeted by storms, gales, as much of the UK this week. I know some trees in the field have come down
1:49.0	hanging over the path showing again the superiority of stone to vegetable matter. The stones unaffected by the wind, my can's still standing strong.
2:08.3	No stone can be overturned by wind. It's really a message of the big bad wolf, isn't it?
2:19.3	So there's a dog coming our usual way.
2:21.3	Woofi, this way.
2:22.3	Come on, Wolfie!
2:23.3	Come on, Wolfie!
2:25.3	So we're being forced up up hill, up to where the trees came down.
2:31.3	In fact, come on, Wolfie.
2:36.0	I have a man right behind me now,
2:38.7	so I'm unable to begin clearing stones,
2:42.0	even though I'm about to... Wolfie!
2:43.2	Hit the Brexit ditch.
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