Chapter 57

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Chapter Fifty-Feven - Hot and Cold Ftone Maffage. It's 8am on 25th February 2020 and this lesson is ostensibly about the best way to get stones to the edge during a cross field clear. But Richard reveals what might be the origin story of his fascination with ftones and how this whole thing might be an attempt to dredge up repressed memories of a man maybe using stones as an excuse to touch Richard's winkie. Maybe not though. He might just have dreamed it. But it does make sense of his obsession with the temperature of stones. Trigger warning - if a man has touched your winkie twice whilst giving you a massage, this podcast might dredge up memories of having your winkie touched twice during a massage.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring. be a lady kiddies i love you so much bye bye honey oh that's a lovely way. See you soon.
0:38.0	Oh.
0:39.6	The idiots.
0:42.9	No idea.
0:45.2	No idea what's going.
1:05.0	Right, we'll sweat there. Good morning. Good again.
1:12.1	Take it.
1:13.6	He's good.
1:15.6	He's friendly.
1:18.6	Come on, Adam. Well, here we go again.
1:30.3	Well, here we go again.
1:47.0	It is just shy of 8.m.
1:53.0	It's the, what days, 25th of February. There's a brick in the path. Where does that come from?
2:04.6	I've cleared that. I don't have to clear that. It's not on the field, but it's cleared the silent path.
2:09.6	That's just half as serious I am. It's always good to practice.
2:14.6	Your stone clearing, wherever you may be. for I am the Lord of the stones set
2:21.2	tea this is chapter 57 coming up to the end of February, so spring is on its way.
2:37.0	We haven't really had winter yet, maybe that will come during the spring.
2:42.0	I'm coming out with unshod hands actually today.
2:48.0	I might have some... I don't have my proper gloves.
2:53.6	So we're back to...
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