Chapter 60

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Chapter Fixty - Ricky's Villa? It's 5.45pm on 17th March in the year of the plague. The terrified inhabitants of Richard's village are cowering in their houses, terrified of an invisible virus (the fuperftitiouf fool), but nothing will stop the clearing of the stones. Richard ponders more on the volume of ancient brick in one portion of the field, but mainly seems trying to convince you to follow him on http://twitch.tv/rkherring for live stone clearing and more and to persuade you to give him your free Amazon Prime subscribe (or some money). But his heart remains pure and he comes up with a scheme to cure the country of its malady. Well done on getting on board before stone clearing hit the mainstream.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring. Well, here we are there.
0:31.6	Well, here we are.
0:34.6	Are we there? Is this chapter 50? I think it might be. It's breaking news.
0:49.8	It's Tuesday the 17th of March 2020 with three or four days into the time of plague.
1:01.0	It's 1725.
1:07.4	And although the world is on lockdown I have to risk and there's no one out
1:15.5	here, ignore those cars, there's no one out here except me, I don't know
1:19.3	meet anyone out on the field today. I have got to go out, not for the dog, so
1:26.7	that's my subterfuge but the stones they must be collected they must be moved
1:34.1	nothing could stop me that is the great British blitz spirit we all got through the
1:40.2	blitz you know if you ignore the people who didn't. But we don't have to worry about
1:48.0	anymore. And so it is today. And we said it a week. She was quite desperate to get out. I've had a bit cold this week, but I'm confident it's been full of snot.
2:09.6	I'm confident it's not the big one.
2:13.6	I don't feel too bad. If it is the big one, it's pretty easy. Don't worry about it. You're all going to be fine, but I don't think it is sadly.
2:21.3	A little cough there thing. I've really got to force it.
2:27.3	So we're on the field. Still no sign of any crops.
2:33.3	Still a couple of any crops.
2:38.0	Still a couple of signs. I have some stones.
2:40.0	There's five less on this field than there were
2:44.0	20 seconds ago and they've all gone into the brambles.
2:47.0	All, you know, on the small,
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