Cheaters Never Prosper | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 1 March 2025
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0:00 Intro
2:03 My wife is helping her friend cheat https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f1rjw9/aitah_for_being_very_upset_that_my_wife_is/
13:02 My husband said I wasn't attractive enough to cheat on him https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1g4q7r6/my_34f_husband_30m_said_i_wasnt_attractive_enough/
23:32 My husband thinks I'm cheating because we're out of condoms https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1gofybt/my_28f_husband_31m_thinks_im_cheating_because_we/
30:24 I started to cheat on my wife but stopped halfway through https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/vkl9us/i_40m_started_to_cheat_on_my_wife_38f_but_stopped/
47:08 Did he cheat or did I catch an STD from a koala https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1592qnl/did_he_cheat_or_did_i_catch_an_std_from_a_koala/
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| 0:30.3 | Hello and welcome to Smosh Reeds Reddit Stories. |
| 0:32.9 | I'm Shane. |
| 0:34.1 | And today, it's a genre that we love to hate cheating. |
| 0:39.8 | And I am joined by two people who also hate cheating. |
| 0:42.3 | It's disgusting, but I'm here with my wife. |
| 0:45.3 | Yes, this is my lover. |
| 0:47.3 | Oh. |
| 0:52.3 | I'm for some reason going downward. |
| 0:53.3 | We have done episodes before on cheating |
| 0:58.9 | And it is |
| 0:59.8 | It's man I have to admit |
| 1:03.0 | Whenever I come across a Reddit story that has to do with cheating |
| 1:05.3 | I'm glued to it |
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