You know that TikTok where the girl is like, hey, do you want to start a fight with your

significant other today?

Because I have the exact hypothetical question that you need to ask them.

I have exactly that for you today.

There is a new viral test in China and you go to your significant other.

This works best if that significant other is a man. I'm sorry. I said it. I'm said it.

Anyway, this is the picture that you show them. I've already shown my husband this.

You show them this picture and you say, hey, look at this picture and guess their relationship dynamic of these two women.

If you guys are listening to the audio version, let me describe it to you.

It's a picture of two Chinese women inside of an elevator.

And one of the woman is older, maybe like 40s.

She is not the male, the male-centric view of beauty, but I think she's beautiful.

She's a little bit older.

She's wearing a suit.

She's wearing a tie.

She's got a short haircut that men absolutely fucking hate.

I don't know how to describe it.

Okay, men love it when you tie your hair and you got antennas.

Men love it when you have like mid-length hair, maybe a bob, but her hair is near her ear.

She's kind of like that. It's kind of like a bowl cut. It's a bowl shape. It's not even really a bob.

The other woman, she's wearing a skin-tight gray outfit. She looks very young, conventionally more

attractive, if you will. She looks very young. She's got

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