Everybody loves and loves. I'm a lover. Everybody loves me. Anyhow, best how I feel.

Wow, I feel just like a polyamor.

Alright, here is our short, informal introduction. Hello, and welcome to another episode of the

International Acclaimed Podcast in bed with Nick and Megan. And by internationally acclaimed,

I mean, I think it's pretty good.

Starring the Staryide Nick Offerman.

Oh, no.

Today all in Spanish and his English speaking wife, Megan Malali, but and today featuring the

glamorous handsome, also Staryide, Mr. Alec Baldwin, standing ovation in the studio.

Now, what I noticed because we are your or this is an audio podcast, right? We're only going to play the sound.

That's right. But because we're zooming as most people are these days, I can see the two of you.

And Nick, you look 15, 20 years younger, you look like you're ready to do the remake of GI Jane.

Holy shit. Thank you so much.

Hair cut is shaved. He looks like he looks focused.

Well, you know, Megan, I'm usually protected by an acting role, you know,

but playing whichever Mr. natural happened to be on board with. But when I don't have a job, Megan has a couple of

needs. One of them is she apparently doesn't like a face full of thistles to rub up against her face and other body regions.

But also she says when my hair grows out, it makes my head look much too large. And so she likes to see my head shape.

You and I come from that same cranial school.

Oh, your head is gigantic.

We have a cut. We have a Celtic. We have what I call sender head. It's like a syndrome.

It's a door stop. Yeah, it's it's truly an edifice.

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