Chelsea Handler: Drugs, Dog Parks, & Dick Appointments

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Join Alex in the studio for a fun and chaotic conversation with Chelsea Handler. Chelsea reveals her hottest one night stand, the time she got catfished by her scuba instructor, why sex gets better as you get older, and the absolutely unhinged breakup gift she gave a toxic ex. She also discusses her love of LSD, worst travel partner experiences, and the time she got called a whore at the dog park. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper.
0:07.0	We call her daddy.
0:09.0	No, she's already talking shit. Get in here!
0:15.0	I can't hear where the crazy is coming from this direction.
0:20.0	Oh my god, you guys.
0:22.3	It's us.
0:23.0	We're back together again.
0:25.6	You're so stupid.
0:27.4	Dude.
0:28.3	You have no idea how stupid you are.
0:30.3	You don't know.
0:31.4	No, I do.
0:32.2	I do.
0:32.8	No, sit down.
0:33.8	Are those pills?
0:35.0	Those are Vicodin.
0:36.2	What?
0:37.1	I have a fever right now, just so you know. This is my
0:40.6	Owls Brew Chelsea Handler's Vodka Lemonade that's coming out with my book. I have three flavors,
0:46.8	pink, yellow, and mint, non-sparkling, a very healthy cocktail. I'm going to be drinking this while
0:52.8	I'm here. Do you want to just do full promo and I'll just sit back and relax? Sure. That's why I'm here. Wait, what is? So I was supposed
0:58.6	to, I, I'm in agony. I have a shoulder infection. Okay. And they wanted to have surgery today.
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